thebrotherswinchester:

man can we collectively join together to change the name of “watersports” to something a little less misleading

i remember the first time i saw that in the description of a fic

i was like “so what, do the characters go to a waterpark or something? kinda weird that the author felt the need to specifically point that out”

spoiler alert

the characters did not go to a waterpark.

(Source: sergeantjerkbarnes, via mage-of-ass)

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

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ceetank:

thesecretsunknown546:

ceetank:

oreoofficial:

Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!
Buy box of OREO™ cookies
Twist cookie and take out cream center
Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
Slide OREO™ dildo right in!
Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!

Now there’s a dildo I can trust

I HAVE OREOS AT MY HOUSE RN

Fate has chosen you

ceetank:

thesecretsunknown546:

ceetank:

oreoofficial:

Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!

  1. Buy box of OREO™ cookies
  2. Twist cookie and take out cream center
  3. Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
  4. Slide OREO dildo right in!

Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!

Now there’s a dildo I can trust

I HAVE OREOS AT MY HOUSE RN

Fate has chosen you

(via karflat)